I know the question was not serious, but there are "light" chainsaws. Ryobi makes a variety of 18V battery tools, including a chainsaw, (You need to Login or Register to view media files and links).
I happen to have one, it weighs 7.75 pounds with battery.
Posted by: Magicpaddler Posted on: Jan 5th, 2011 at 7:47pm
You know some things never change.........As a pudgy nerdy pre-teen I got picked on a lot and now as a pudgy 50 year old I'm still gettin it..........the only difference is I think I'm starting to like it .
Posted by: Mad_Mat Posted on: Jan 5th, 2011 at 1:19pm