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Posted by: Oldie Moldy
Posted on: Sep 27th, 2011 at 11:29pm
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Ah, Mastertangler that's great! I understand that you will have several months of production just to satisfy the initial demand for your great humanitarian invention, but will you be considering, down the road, a female version? Maybe she could say things like "the lawn looks good uncut, or, My mother won't be coming for a visit, I don't like all those mean things she says to you." Or "I like that extra weight on you, it makes you look solid and dependable. This list could be extended indefinitely, if you need any suggestions just ask.
I think that on this model the whiskers are not needed.
Best Wishes, Rob
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Posted by: portage dog
Posted on: Sep 27th, 2011 at 12:47am
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Hmmm....I think what they're really gonna wonder is what two guys are doing heading out with a solo boat. 
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Posted by: Preacher
Posted on: Sep 19th, 2011 at 3:03pm
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mastertangler wrote on Sep 19 th, 2011 at 12:22pm: Complete with real fake beard Don't settle for imitation fake beard! Guaranteed to not mess with your radio & A/C preferences. The only downside is that it doesn't chip-in for gas money. Also good for getting in the HOV lanes on the highway, just don't get caught. In my 2 day drive to Q it was like solo-tripping light. Alone except for the occasional interaction with gas attendant, waitress...
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Posted by: mastertangler
Posted on: Sep 19th, 2011 at 12:48pm
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PhantomJug wrote on Sep 19 th, 2011 at 12:44pm: mastertangler wrote on Sep 19 th, 2011 at 12:22pm: Show the world your not a pathetic loser who has to paddle alone as you ply the backroads with your trusty canoe. I think it's a little late for some folks around here. It's never to late.......should I put you down for a couple then?
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Posted by: PhantomJug
Posted on: Sep 19th, 2011 at 12:44pm
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mastertangler wrote on Sep 19 th, 2011 at 12:22pm: Show the world your not a pathetic loser who has to paddle alone as you ply the backroads with your trusty canoe. I think it's a little late for some folks around here.
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Posted by: mastertangler
Posted on: Sep 19th, 2011 at 12:22pm
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What is the worst thing about solo paddling? Why the drive of course! 2 days of monotonous pines trees can put a damper on anyones long awaited plans..........that is until now!
Here at MT Enterprises we are in the beginning phases of a product so revolutionary that there is already a waiting list. Introducing the "Driving Paddle Buddy"! The first inflatable driving partner that your not embarrassed to be seen in public with. Complete with real fake beard, distressed leather ball cap and red plaid shirt. Show the world your not a pathetic loser who has to paddle alone as you ply the backroads with your trusty canoe.
Sound effect options include the words "yup" (finally, someone who agrees with everything you say!) and "duh" as well as spitting and breaking wind options. Remote is an added charge.
All of this for $19.95! But wait there's more......if you order today we'll double the offer just pay the modestly increased S/H charge! What are you waiting for?.......PM now! (all major credit cards accepted)
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