This one is for PJ, the creator of Boxcars:

I noticed today that they sell foil-pouched individual slices of SPAM that are approximately the size you'd use on a sandwich and are decently thick slices.  At $.88 a slice I thought it was a rip-off until I considered PJ claims to eat his de-canned SPAM even after it starts turning pretty colors.  This would avoid the whole is-it-to-green-to-eat debate (not that I have any idea if PJ even thinks twice about it, nor do I have any idea how long it takes to turn green).  I have seen bloated moose carcasses in the park and those are bad enough.  I'd prefer to avoid seeing a kilt-clad PJ carcass out there (though alcohol does preserve tissue doesn't it?)

So for the Boxcar lovers out there, this product may be for you.  I suspect it would also work pretty well fried up and diced into any egg dish, or stews, or whatever.