Old_Salt,

Your wish (something in English... albeit "Olde English") is my command (complete with translation):
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                                Beowulf


             1Hwæt. We Gardena in geardagum,
          LO, praise of the prowess of people-kings
             2þeodcyninga, þrym gefrunon,
          of spear-armed Danes, in days long sped,
             3hu ða æþelingas ellen fremedon.
          we have heard, and what honor the athelings won!
             4Oft Scyld Scefing sceaþena/ þreatum,
          Oft Scyld the Scefing from squadroned foes,
             5monegum mægþum, meodosetla ofteah,
          from many a tribe, the mead-bench tore,
             6egsode eorlas. Syððan ærest wearð/
          awing the earls. Since erst he lay
             7feasceaft funden, he þæs frofre gebad,
          friendless, a foundling, fate repaid him:
             8weox under wolcnum, weorðmyndum þah,
          for he waxed under welkin, in wealth he throve,
             9oðþæt him æghwylc þara ymbsittendra
          till before him the folk, both far and near,
           10ofer hronrade hyran scolde,
           who house by the whale-path, heard his mandate

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I don't think this dude, Beowolf, ever did any grilling near Badwater Lake.  He'd fit in well enough, however.  Perhaps I'll invite him on my next trip and we can wax a few welkins together.....

Jimbo   8)