I just want to know.... where do you guys get your material? This is some great stuff.  8)
So, when you stumble across my carcass on the way in to the jamboree I'd appreciate the following:
Jimbo... maybe you could "read over me"... Just don't overdo it.
PJ... How about a rendition of Amazing Grace on the pipes.
A moment of silence and a pull on the jug before you divvy up my gear.
p.s.   -- save something for Stumpy.  ;D

I've got a different angle to think about in the partner search...
Expectations. We EXPECT that our partners are going to do certain things, and NOT do certain things. I guess alot of this comes from past experiences/partners.
Give some thought to the things you expect