Stumpy,

Ah, that would be a much better solution for the both of us!  
Being "directionally-challenged", I would simply follow your duct-taped, leafy, limping, splinted self to the Bushwhacker's Paradise in the middle-of-nowhere.  Once we arrived, I might even have some medication for you, useful in alleviating pain resulting from broken ankles (tick & mosquito bites, hook barbs in thumbs, whatever ails you).  

Of course, I suppose I should allow for the distinct possibility that you distill your own vintage medication from wild berries, bug larvae, tree sap, and such.  

Hmmm... that might well be an improvement over what I carry.

Jimbo