Well said Jimbo,
Maybe I should just let you take over as the MC at Bullhead Slough.
and...
Of course I knew YOU did'nt need any "helpful hints". I was mearly thinking about those unfortunate souls, that have never talked their brothers into a dried-up, creek folly.

Also, I'm already thinking up excuses for losing to Woods Walker in that arm wrasle.....I can't hurt my poor wittow arm, before I get my butt out of here....I better get some dry ice, for that steak.

How about, the log roll, hatchet toss, and fire walk, for the other events ?   All while wearing kilts...of course !