Stumpy, camping is like life.
You can't pick your neighbors.
Of more use to me,
Than a kevlar screen,
Is a soundproof tent.
That's where the big bucks are.
If Stumpy and Jimbo tell jokes, and no one hears them,
did they make a sound?
We've got to get this act marketed somehow.
They may not be Red Green,
But they are Blue Yellow.