I haven’t read all 99 rules, so maybe this rule has already been posted.  We welcome any and all people young (over age 12) and old to join in on our canoeing adventures.  The qualifications require no special experience or talents.  We had a good time, but during the trip there will be moments when you probably require 100% of your physical endurance, but as long as you put in 100% is good enough as long as you do it without whining.  I think of the old SNL and Betty and Barney Whiner.  If nothing can do done to correct the situation there is no point to complain.

Rule 87: No whining.  Whiners are generally drowned on the spot and those that survive are not invited back.