Ah yes; the good old Porkies. My wife and I spent part of our honeymoon there. We stayed at the campground on the southern end; closest to Wakefield. We did make a few ventures up to the northern end; specifically to Lake Of The Clouds. No stories to compare to ST’s though. Best I can come up with (that can be shared here) is my wife asking me in the pitch black tent if it was the middle of the night. "Logic" was that if it was close to dawn, she would wait until then to go to the bathroom.