I usually size 'em up...by taking them out on the deck, and then say we shoot some rounds.  Starts of with the 9mm, then on the the .45 ACP...then the big bad Mossberg home defender.  Small talk over lifes plans, his parents, and what I'd dream of doing to anyone who might dishonor my daughter.


More often than not....this is the result.  Turn in your card at the door son.....and don't come back 'round these parts again!

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