We were canoeing some crown land a few years ago and our campsite had a nice 20' +/- cliff off the south side.  With our plates full of dinner we set up our chairs to eat on the top of the cliff.  A few minutes into our meal we hear something creeping up on us from behind.  We turn around to see this painted turtle on a mission coming up between us.  She walked between us and without so much as a pause did a flippin' Harry Carey right off the cliff into the water.  Just like Harrison Ford in The Fugitive.  Weirdest thing I have ever seen.