Prick?   <Insert throaty german sound that I cannot spell here>    Schmuck was always prefaced by the word dumb when it was said TO one, as in a term of endearment ('cause they obviously didn't know any better...).

The kid is 14? At 14 I'll bet you didn't whine or complain, you were Johnny on the spot always trying to prove your worth to the old man. Give him a chance. Show him how by doing 'cause he'll be watching ... improving. If not, you're screwed - make the best of it.

If you didn't know what to expect before offering ... well - what where thinking ya dumb schmuck?  ;D