When the Missus found out I had no intention of "hanging out with the guys" for extended periods and felt an overwhelming desire for some solitude and some quality time with my finny friends she put a mirror up and asked what I saw. "A schmuck"! (Schmuck; common mafia/wise guy reference to an undesirable who lacks honor).

Marlin, what do you coach? Seems like I'm at some game or another 3 days a week.