... nor do I play one on TV.

Do a few solo trips and I'll bet an ounce of prevention becomes worth it's weight in gold.

Speaking of gold, there's a tiny little dental fix it tube of stuff available that can be repackaged to almost nothing for when that new crown you've been putting off for years rears it's ugly head.

Don't forget the antivenom (Noxzema) for those that need it. Can you say comfort cream w/o laughing?