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As a pudgy nerdy pre-teen I got picked on a lot and now as a pudgy 50 year old I'm still gettin it

See any correlation between the two ?
Takes a whole lot of PX 90 to make up for a meal like that ;)
Remember, your cardiovascular health is more important than your exterior appearance.
You could do a healthy recipe makeover, keep the flavor and lose the excess fat and salt.
Better for you, better for your friends and loved ones :)