db,

That cracks me up ;D
I have a male friend who to put it kindly, is a " beefy" guy.
Yet, he used to never miss an opportunity to take his shirt off.
Much to the dismay of both friends and strangers alike.

One time a group of us were camping just for one night in a family campground, we chose becasue it had showers.
We would go down in groups of two, one could shave the other shower.
I was with my beefy friend. It wasn't even warm, but he had spotted some women camping with little kids sans men, so figured they were single, so of course he had just a pair of shorts on :P

As we strolled by, he makes a point of trying to initiate a conversation with one of the gals. She acknowledges his greeting, but it's obvious ( at least to me) that she's not interested.
Right about the time it's getting " uncomfortable", one of her kids comes up and exclaims " Mommy, why is that guys boobs bigger than yours?".  She turned beet red, I almost wet myself trying not to laugh and my buddy started wearing his shirt more, especially around little kids ;)