What is the worst thing about solo paddling? Why the drive of course! 2 days of monotonous pines trees can put a damper on anyones long awaited plans..........that is until now!

Here at MT Enterprises we are in the beginning phases of a product so revolutionary that there is already a waiting list. Introducing the "Driving Paddle Buddy"! The first inflatable driving partner that your not embarrassed to be seen in public with. Complete with real fake beard, distressed leather ball cap and red plaid shirt. Show the world your not a pathetic loser who has to paddle alone as you ply the backroads with your trusty canoe.

Sound effect options include the words "yup" (finally, someone who agrees with everything you say!) and "duh" as well as spitting and breaking wind options. Remote is an added charge.

All of this for $19.95! But wait there's more......if you order today we'll double the offer just pay the modestly increased S/H charge! What are you waiting for?.......PM now! (all major credit cards accepted)