mastertangler wrote on Sep 19^th, 2011 at 12:22pm:

Complete with real fake beard

Don't settle for imitation fake beard! 
Guaranteed to not mess with your radio & A/C preferences.
The only downside is that it doesn't chip-in for gas money.

Also good for getting in the HOV lanes on the highway, just don't get caught.

In my 2 day drive to Q it was like solo-tripping light.  Alone except for the occasional interaction with gas attendant, waitress...