DentonDoc wrote on Mar 17^th, 2012 at 3:27pm:

mastertangler wrote on Mar 17th, 2012 at 3:07pm: You might be vacationing in Italy and get abducted by international jewel thieves........little did they know that under your hat......taped to your scalp........ was an emergency beacon! Well, I WAS actually thinking more in terms of an Italian CRUISE ship. dd

Hey dd
Need a valet? You know, a man in waiting who could take care of your clothes and personal appearance. Are you bald? Can we tape the SPOT to the top of your noogin. What is your selection of hats? Do you have a cane? Do you smoke cigars? Are you prone to verbal abuse? Do you drink before 10 A.M.? These are questions I would need answered before I take the position.

Send pic of my accommodations.

Faithfully yours, in service to King and country
MT