Pascanell wrote on May 24^th, 2013 at 10:20pm:

What?! They most certainly do not float!

   Hmmm.......looks like someone had a little different experience.
To achieve the correct gravitational pull that such weapons deserve let me ask you a few questions.

*what do you feed your rods?
*How often do you speak soothing, kind and encouraging words to them?
*do your rods sleep in your bed or or they out in the garage?
*how often do you polish your rods (furniture polish works wonders)?

These questions and others like unto them provide vital clues as to why rods decide to leave home  ;)