I've spent too much time inside this winter.  After a beer or three, some friends and I try our hand at writing limericks.  Here's one I came up with:

BRANG
From his foodpack a paddler pulled Tang
"I can’t drink that!"  his mate loudly complained
Then out came the brandy
The night turned Jim-dandy
As they enjoyed the new drink called Brang


Many of you have probably heard this one before: (I don't know the author)

THE PELICAN
A wonderful bird is the pelican,
His bill will hold more than his belican.
He can take in his beak
Food enough for a week,
But I'm damned if I see how the helican.

SO, if any of you are so moved, share a limerick or two!

prouboy