Been gone awhile, and this topic caught my eye. In retrospect I always thought my name on QJ was pretty corny. I set it up shortly after my most recent trip, in which the wind seemed to be constantly in my face regardless of which direction I was headed.
I've always liked Magic Paddler. (love mine, too)
Wind-in-Face
  aka Rocks-in-Head, Butt-in-Sling