Wind-In-Face wrote on Apr 6^th, 2014 at 2:07pm:

Been gone awhile, and this topic caught my eye. In retrospect I always thought my name on QJ was pretty corny. I set it up shortly after my most recent trip, in which the wind seemed to be constantly in my face regardless of which direction I was headed. I've always liked Magic Paddler. (love mine, too) Wind-in-Face   aka Rocks-in-Head, Butt-in-Sling

I always thought wind-in-face involved some kind of flatulence story! 

puckster