Quote:

I told her they probably can ping the device and find the body. She did not see the humor.

Quote:

I also tell her that she can see where I am or where the bear is that ate me.

You guys should team-up for a "manly man's comedy act".
My buddy likes to remind his wife that he's worth more dead than alive.
That always put's a little smirk/smile on her face. ;) :-X