No worries Pucky ol' boy, if a goatee is something you desire they are easy enough to get.

When I was in the Witness Protection Program such things were standard issue. Peel-N-Stick goatees, side burns, beards and even bushy eyebrows were employed quite effectively. Once, for a period of a few years, I even hid in plain sight as a television actor on a weekly sitcom. I was astonished at how far in life you can get with an afro and a singular phrase ( Dyn-O-Myte!) but I digress.

Take ST for example. Remove the goatee and it is quite likely that you have seen him before (milk carton, Post Office etc.)