Look, it's starting to rain - Delightful! I love rain.

And there are snow flakes mixed in - WOW! this should make for some cool photos!

Paddling into a fierce wind, again – Excellent! I really need more exercise!

Hey, my fingernails are turning blue - Sensational!  that fire is sure gonna feel good!

The wood is too wet to start a fire - Marvelous! a few extra hours of rest in my warm sleeping bag will do me good!

Oh crap, i cut off the tip of my finger with my huge field knife - Finally! I get to see how well my first aid kit works!

Dang it, I punched another hole in the bottom of my canoe - Fabulous! I sure do love duck tape!

Ugh! I'm feeling nauseous and starting to vomit – Wonderful! I need to lose a few pounds!

Huh? Theres a shoeless, nappy headed, vagrant looking character standing in my camp – Awesome! Someone to talk to.