Speaking of large northern pike and pink toenails......
I used to duck hunt quite a bit and one time was out in the marsh with my lab who was a very good retriever.  I shot a mallard and it fell in an area just out of view.  The dog went after the duck but didn't come back for quite a while.  After whistling and whistling I could finally see the dog swimming towards me dragging what looked like a log.   When the dog got to the blind I saw that the "log" was a 52" northern pike. I scolded the dog and told her to go back and get the duck.  She just sat there and gave me a look like the one on the YouTube video with the helium guy.  Anyway, I figured why not keep the northern as it would supply me with fish for about a year.  When I cleaned the monster pike that evening I found the mallard in it's stomach. That dog was the about the third best one I ever had.

Really Jim.......pink toenails?