mpeebles wrote on Apr 3^rd, 2019 at 12:28pm:

I had a brain fart.  How about we have a little fun telling lies/fibs, tall tales, call them what you want.  Might be fun.  I was inspired by the reports of mosquito swarms of biblical proportions in OPP as reported by Jimbo, dd, magic, etc. (not to mention the Burlington Liars Club).  Doesn't have to be original and some of them may be old but that's OK.  I'll start with a mosquito one.    Once while paddling in northern WI I saw two huge mosquitos hoovering over me.  One said to the other, "should we eat him here or take him back into the marsh" to which the other one replied...."no let's eat him here, if we take him back in the marsh the big ones will get him". ;)

I thought that was the whole purpose of this site. Lies posted everywhere... ;D 8-)