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Message started by Old Salt on Apr 12th, 2020 at 5:14pm

Title: Re: Fishing Axioms
Post by PhantomJug on Apr 27th, 2020 at 10:33pm
Reminds me of an old Sven and Ole joke.

Ole is out ice fishing one afternoon and hears from the heavens; "There's no fish in there!"  Ole says; "God, is that you?" only there is no response.

A few minutes later the same thing happens.  "There's no fish in there!" and again Ole says; "God, are you trying to tell me to drill another hole somewhere?"  Still no answer back but Ole goes and drills another hole anyway.

A few minutes later the same thing happens again but this time the voice is booming; "THERE'S NO FISH IN THERE!!!"  Ole again says; "Please, Lord, if you're trying to tell me something please make it clear to me."

This time the voice answers back; "Dammit Ole, this is Sven the ice-rink attendant and I'm tellin' ya there's no fish in there."

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