JimJ -

Well, they just stopped putting fluoride in the water down here.  Perhaps we can get them to stop adding the Wacko Sauce, too?  Clearly mutant strains of something weird have gained ascendancy in the state's genetic heritage.

Alas, the hour may be too late for such remediation.  Quarantine may be the best option. 

In fact, I recommend enforcing that option immediately after I exit the state in a few weeks to head north to Quetico.  Won't break my heart if I don't get to come back for a while, particularly during the god-awful hot season (ie. 7 months of the year). 

Little doubt the extreme jungle-like conditions exacerbate the Wacko Sauce effects on human testosterone to further drive these "Florida Man" types "over-the-edge." 

It's an endemic epidemic, I tell you!  My escape cannot come too soon!

Jimbo  8-)