After reading these posts, I will have to see for myself what a read this is!
About 10 yrs back, i took a river canoe trip with two guys in N Ontario. Can't recall the name right now but I do remember when the outfitter picked us up he related how he had just come off a search for a missing camper?
Turns out this guy got up in the middle of the night from his tent camper and went to have a BM in the woods. Being half-asleep, he wandered out far enough he couldn't see his camper and wandered for 4 days until he was found!!!
All he had on was his boxers/briefs, no t-shirt or shoes!!
He had manage to get a couple miles away before he made a decision that probably saved his life??
He stayed put, coated himself with mud to keep the bugs off and covered himself with dry leaves.
He hollered for help every so often figuring someone had to be looking??
Luckily for him, there was and he was found safe but dehydrated and bug bit beyond recognition.
Its hard to believe you could get that disoriented a few steps from safety, but it happens and sometimes the ending isn't a happy one