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Probably too late now, but when I first started growing a beard it was right after I got out of the Army. I was 21.

I could grow a beard, but even after weeks, it was a scraggly mess. I had a barber who had a regal beard that I much admired. He asked/told me if I had ever heard women say that once they started shaving their legs, the hairier they got?

He said that was true and told me that instead of not shaving, I should let my beard grow a week or so, then shave close and start over.

Sure enough it got fuller everytime. Soon I had a good beard and never looked back.

Facial hair grooming? Sounds more like a man crush to me, starting to get a little creeped out here. Lets get back to more manly things, like pooping in the woods.

No worries Pucky ol' boy, if a goatee is something you desire they are easy enough to get.

When I was in the Witness Protection Program such things were standard issue. Peel-N-Stick goatees, side burns, beards and even bushy eyebrows were employed quite effectively. Once, for a period of a few years, I even hid in plain sight as a television actor on a weekly sitcom. I was astonished at how far in life you can get with an afro and a singular phrase ( Dyn-O-Myte!) but I digress.

Take ST for example. Remove the goatee and it is quite likely that you have seen him before (milk carton, Post Office etc.)

"Cleanliness is next to Godliness"? Is that sort of like the phrase "God helps those who help themselves"? Neither are in the book.....might want to check out a different preacher.