Listen you banjo strummin weenie! All boxcars are not created equal. Spam, Brown Sugar, Squeeze Butter and Velveeta. Any substitutions and variations are simply unethical and sissy. So, why don't you, Willie and Martha plan your own trip together in the BWCA. And Bambino, if that cookin' finger of yours starts to itching. Just scratch it.

Posted by Fred Bear on June 06, 2001 at 16:15