Quote:[quote author=TwistTieCollector link=1234387245/0#7 date=1234442128]
Actually, since this is a one portage trip, I think I’ll be taking along a plastic bottle or two of cola to go with the <whiskey of choice>. Get it to the bottom of the lake at the start of the day and have a chilled carbonated mixer at the end of the day.
I have too pass this story on about cola and whiskey

Back in the 70's, 4 of us had backpacked for a week in the Porcupine Mt's of MI upper peninsula. We had time to kill, so we decided to go over to Gay Mi, an old time lumber town, home of the Famous Gay Bar.
Its your classic Up North bar. The bartender was a little old white haired guy, who looked like he could of BEEN the original bartender from the 1900's. We got a table and some menu's, and Wild Bill our Redneck Kentucky born friend went to get some drinks, beer for us and a Double Jack Daniels and Coke for himself. A few minutes pass, and we hear a big uproar at the bar

The old timer was half-way across the bar, one hand on Bills throat, the other hand swinging a broken pool cue!
Bill is trying to fend the old guy off, calling him every name in the book.
We rush over to pull them apart and find out what started the whole mess? Bill says " The old fool won't sell me a 2x Jack and Coke?" The old man looks at us TROLLS and says: " You can have a house whiskey and coke, you can have a coke, but NOBODY drinks good Jack Daniels whiskey unless its straight up, or on the rocks! IF you don't like it, get the HELL out of MY bar !
WE stayed for some cold brews, great cheeseburgers, and Wild Bill settled for a 2x shot of Jack with a Coke on the side

The old bartender was shaking his head the whole time

Yup, somethings you just don't mix, at least in THAT Gay Bar