Puckster wrote on Jan 12
th, 2010 at 12:15am:
Good stories. Funny, weird stuff.
But I'd suggest we try laughing at ourselves, and share the stuff we really aren't that proud of! Really dumb things we've done, not seen others do. This might narrow the topic too much, but it would be a good exercise in self-deprecating humor! (If you're up to it....)
prouboy
Prouboy,
You asked for it, you're getting it! This is taken from an account of my very first trip to the Quetico/BWCA:
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We broke camp on our tenth and last day in the pre-dawn twilight, surrendering the site to the fishers. Tired and frustrated from our lack of sleep, we wound our way slowly along Nina Moose Creek, making our way towards our appointed rendezvous with our outfitter. Our thoughts drifted to civilization and to the first beers we might be able to get our hands on. Little did we realize that the Quetico held one more "newbie revelation" for our small fleet, adding insult to the injuries already sustained by our pride.
A weathered little old man, sporting ragged clothes, a white beard, and a baseball cap glided towards us easily in his solo canoe, apparently just heading into the Park. His short greeting quickly deflated what little self-respect we had accumulated as paddlers during our ten day trial.
"Hey, fellas!" he chuckled. "Why don't you flip those bent shafts around and use them the way they were intended?"
Ugh. We had never seen bent shaft paddles before this trip. I suppose it might be reasoned - in some universe - that the proper application of a bent shaft paddle is not exactly intuitive. Regardless, we had a full ten days and a 50-50 chance of making a correct decision on this question. Sadly, as newbies to the Park, we got this one wrong, too. Yikes!
Humbled, but wiser in the ways of the North, we flipped our paddles around and resumed our trek homeward. Somewhere, not far ahead now, there would be cold beer in which to drown our sorrows.
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The full story appears in QJ's "Stories" section. It's called "Wet Behind the Ears". Might well have been entitled, "Dumb & Dumber".....
Jimbo