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Reply #10 - Jan 12th, 2010 at 3:32am
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Roll Eyes On a trip down the Basswood River with a novice kayaker, we were lining down rapids instead of portaging.  She was having a hard time lining her boat and walking along the ledgerocks and finally dropped her rope.  We weren't at the next rapids yet so I, being still in my boat, chased it down and got the rope to her.  Not, unfortunately, before I was caught in the tow of water that would pull me down over the drop in the rapids.  Quickly deciding I had no alternative I paddled like mad to gain speed and went over the rapids, with no prior preparation.  Luckily it was a low water time of year so it wasn't too wild.  I bottomed out on one rock, but not hard enough to hurt my kayak and made it through upright and mostly dry  Embarrassed.
  
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Reply #11 - Jan 12th, 2010 at 7:22am
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Puckster wrote on Jan 12th, 2010 at 12:15am:
...I'd suggest we try laughing at ourselves, and share the stuff we really aren't that proud of!  Really dumb things we've done, not seen others do.

Ooooh. Ooooh I got one!

I think it was my second or third solo trip.... I had just finished Elizabeth to Jesse or some similar longish (yet flat and easy) portage. I just remember that at about the time my shoulders were screaming for two trees I could wedge the bow into I met people coming the other way so pride came into play....

An hour or so later, once the canoe was all loaded up and we were set and ready to go, I decided I wanted a Snickers. Arrrgh!

Knowing the dayfood pack didn't have any left, I pulled out the food pack and grabbed the second half of my supply and culled two before replenishing the dayfood pack with what remained. I vividly remember closing the main foodpack and turning to sit down on it while ripping one open. After taking a bite while/and admiring what I had just accomplished  -  I looked up only to find out that my canoe had left w/o me. DOH! Both fishing rods and even paddles were in the boat.

FWIW - I don't expect that to ever happen again. When solo, that boat is everything to me. I'll flip it on portages and tie off both bow and stern painters when stopping for a Kodak moment or just a few hours but I will ALWAYS tie it down overnight. Always. Watching your canoe play na-nah,-na-nah,-na-nah, and "nah nah nanana" are two completely different things - especially if solo or a party of two.
  
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Reply #12 - Jan 12th, 2010 at 1:07pm
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DB: is this the one you were thinking of?

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I do think there is yet another similar thread here someplace.
  
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Reply #13 - Jan 13th, 2010 at 5:35am
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Back in 06 or 07 my dad and I went up to the Q for our annual trip. I think we were on Shade lake at the time ( or another in the S chain with a LARGE hill behind the campsite on a penninsula...possibly Burke). My dad got up really early one day for his morning constitutional and hiked up the hill with trowel and TP. He dug himself a nice hole and dropped trow to admire his view from a truly magnificent thrown. Just as he was finishing up he heard a buzzing. LOTS of buzzing. His calm looking around for the source soon became alarmed panic as he saw not 6" from his freshly filled hole was a hornets nest in the ground. To this day I don't know how he didn't get stung but when he got back to camp he was still white with terror with what could have been a truly awful bee sting. I don't even know what we would have done to treat him had those hornets decided to attack his nether-regions.

To this day however, it provides quite a bit of comic relief and I assure you he checks about a 20' square area before picking a place to fertilize the woods now. Grin


BTW, what a great thread
  
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Reply #14 - Jan 13th, 2010 at 2:44pm
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Your dad was indeed lucky Drewfus!  I was up in Wabikimi, way back in.  Nature called for my friend, and back in the bush he went.  In just a few minutes he came crashing out of the woods (I've never seen him move so fast.)  Turns out he dug his hole over a nest of ground bees.  Didn't know it til too late.  He had 27 bites, from his legs to his head.  Bees were chasing him out of the woods!  Fortunately, he wasn't allergic, but ever since, I carry an Epi pen! 

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Reply #15 - Jan 13th, 2010 at 10:11pm
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Puckster wrote on Jan 12th, 2010 at 12:15am:
Good stories.  Funny, weird stuff.  

But I'd suggest we try laughing at ourselves, and share the stuff we really aren't that proud of!  Really dumb things we've done, not seen others do.  This might narrow the topic too much, but it would be a good exercise in self-deprecating humor!   (If you're up to it....)

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Prouboy,

You asked for it, you're getting it!  This is taken from an account of my very first trip to the Quetico/BWCA:
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We broke camp on our tenth and last day in the pre-dawn twilight, surrendering the site to the fishers. Tired and frustrated from our lack of sleep, we wound our way slowly along Nina Moose Creek, making our way towards our appointed rendezvous with our outfitter. Our thoughts drifted to civilization and to the first beers we might be able to get our hands on. Little did we realize that the Quetico held one more "newbie revelation" for our small fleet, adding insult to the injuries already sustained by our pride.

A weathered little old man, sporting ragged clothes, a white beard, and a baseball cap glided towards us easily in his solo canoe, apparently just heading into the Park. His short greeting quickly deflated what little self-respect we had accumulated as paddlers during our ten day trial.

"Hey, fellas!" he chuckled. "Why don't you flip those bent shafts around and use them the way they were intended?"

Ugh. We had never seen bent shaft paddles before this trip. I suppose it might be reasoned - in some universe - that the proper application of a bent shaft paddle is not exactly intuitive. Regardless, we had a full ten days and a 50-50 chance of making a correct decision on this question. Sadly, as newbies to the Park, we got this one wrong, too. Yikes!

Humbled, but wiser in the ways of the North, we flipped our paddles around and resumed our trek homeward. Somewhere, not far ahead now, there would be cold beer in which to drown our sorrows.
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The full story appears in QJ's "Stories" section.  It's called "Wet Behind the Ears".  Might well have been entitled, "Dumb & Dumber".....

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Reply #16 - Jan 14th, 2010 at 12:05am
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I know your not the only paddlers that did the same thing Wink
One of the first time's I met QD, it was with the 3 other guys I used to trip with. While in Dave's Outfitter shack, paying our bill and getting fishing licenses and paddles, one of the guys picked up the "new" bent shaft paddle and was doing a "air" paddle demo of it.

Dave started laughing and told him that he had it backward Embarrassed
Sad thing was, the next day on Beaverhouse, that guy and another one, Insisted on using them backward, arguing that it "seemed" better and that Dave didn't know what he was talking about Sad

Another reason it was time for me to become a solotripper Grin
  
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Reply #17 - Jan 14th, 2010 at 3:52am
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Jimbo -- GREAT story!  You're fearless.  I love it.

I will admit to a great anxiety during my first trip into the BWCA.  Went in on Round Lake, and just screamed through the trip til we took out at Seagull.  Was always worried about getting lost, intimidated by the big water, and in general just intimidated by the "wildness" of it all!  I couldn't wait to get back to a road, a truck, and civilization.  Ugh.

Not a "funny" story, but it fits in the embarrassing category I guess.

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Reply #18 - Jan 14th, 2010 at 8:31am
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Gimp -  Grin That's close, and useful (thanks) but I thought there was a longer one that made me a bit uncomfortable as a lot of things listed were, well, arguable.

Hey Jimbo - While I associated the backwards bent concept with you, I had thought you had just seen it somewhere. (Mine has a definite power face so it was obvious.)

A friend of mine, strong paddler, always kept his stroke for way to long and would even dig in at the end way past his hips. We'd bob down the lake and perhaps I'm not good at constructive criticism or he's really not good at accepting it. I finally gave up and my girlfriend and I bought him a BB bent for his 30th birthday. (She was a great bow paddler) Problem solved.

That reminds me of another unfortunate incident I not like to repeat. Her and I did a rather long day of paddling towards the end of a trip in May. The distance wasn't anything special but it was cold, rainy windy.... She had handled snow quite well in the past and our destination was THE favorite campsite of a friend of mine. This was back when descriptions/directions didn't even include maps much less waypoints. The part of the description I remember most was "keep going until you think you went to far and it's a little past that." Something like that anyway.

We paddled around quite a while until the clouds finally ripped open and just dumped on us. We called it quits and took the nearest campsite saying tomorrow's another day. She set up the tent and I the tarp, hung food and played with a belligerent snapper for a while.

I finally wondered what she was up to so I went to the tent: "Hey, are you sleeping?" The answer I received could best be defined as a whimper and a scary sounding one at that.

I don't remember how it went down but I opened the tent to find her sitting in the middle with everything piled high around her and she's crying and mumbling about there being water in a corner.

I wiped up most of what little water there was with a snot rag while asking where the towel was to give her something to do. Some Snickers followed a long hug and basic encouragement. Hot coco followed that and a freeze dried and blazing fire finally got her out of the tent and after fried fish she wasn't shivering anymore.

We found the campsite we were originally looking for the next day. It would have been perfect the day before. Other than the fireplace it was nothing special beyond the rather old garbage heap in back. It was a reedy swamp so the location was pretty awful IMO. The man did like to cook though so....  Smiley
  
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Reply #19 - Jan 14th, 2010 at 2:36pm
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This is more of a mental error instead of plain lack of knowledge, and it pales on the amusement scale compared to an anchor in a pack or using paddles backwards, but on an early trip some dude with a new tent was making a big show of putting up the aforementioned tent.

All finished, he unzipped the rain fly to get inside and met a "wall." Seemed he put the door on the other side of the tent.

"Flaps go on the other side, flapboy," someone helpfully called out.

Henceforth, doing something stupid in the Q (sitting on your glasses, misreading a map, snipping off the working end of a line or rope instead of the standing end, or using the Nalgene with the clear liquor in it instead of the one with water to mix up pancakes, which happened this past trip) has been referred to as "pulling a flapboy."

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As far as other groups, we generally try not to snicker too much at the things we see. Lord knows what other people think of us.





  
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