MT,

You traitor! I can't believe you would reveal, for all of cyberspace to read, my sources and methods! These are trade secrets!

Others have marveled in amazement at the speed and ease of our party getting our junk from one end of the portage to the other. I'm sure you've already figured out that we really don't need to paddle our canoes to travel lakes, but that merely using our paddles to steer, we travel just under sub-warp speed.

It is always nice to arrive at our chosen destination, refreshed and ready to fish, in a mere fraction of the time it takes for mere mortals to travel the same distance.

Next, you will no doubt reveal, that fishing methods, lures, etc., are but an illusion. The reality, is that the largest fish in the lake are compelled to strike our offerings.

I've said too much...