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Reply #10 - Feb 18th, 2014 at 9:32pm
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Our hammocks will keep out mosquitoes
If we zip from our heads to our wee toes
But if we chew on some bannock
As we sleep in our hammocks
We turn into big bear burritos.


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Reply #11 - Feb 18th, 2014 at 9:57pm
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this is fun.

At the end of the portage I'm dead,
My feet are all muddy and my face is all red,
I had just one prayer,
For when I got there,
It's that I can get this canoe off my head.
  
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Reply #12 - Feb 18th, 2014 at 10:09pm
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Pesky is the dreaded canoe fly
So we swat and we swear and we cry.
With their six-inch teeth
They deliver unbelievable grief
From big welts we might wilt and can die.

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Hmmmm... going downhill fast.  Better stop now (if I can).

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Re: Canoe limericks
Reply #13 - Feb 18th, 2014 at 10:29pm
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Somebody stop me!
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My French Press it made coffee faster
Yet my party all called it disaster
When I filled it from the teapot
That was marked as our pee pot
Thus earning my nickname of bastard.


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Reply #14 - Feb 18th, 2014 at 10:52pm
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It's been a loooooong winter. Grin Grin
  
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Reply #15 - Feb 18th, 2014 at 11:22pm
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good stuff   Grin
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Reply #16 - Feb 18th, 2014 at 11:26pm
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I wrote this on the last trip before I retired.

He paddled to Kawnipi for fun
His day job was soon to be done

Big wind and huge fish
Shaped his next wish

A career in canoe country begun.


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Reply #17 - Feb 18th, 2014 at 11:40pm
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There was an old man of the lakes
Who grew tired of his numerous aches
So he started to stretch
And dumbells he next fetched
Now off to god’s country he makes.
  
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Re: Canoe limericks
Reply #18 - Feb 28th, 2014 at 3:29pm
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I come to QJ for some fun
Cold beer is way better than rum

What Prouboy depicted
Got Jimbo addicted

Now look what our Prouboy has done.
  
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Reply #19 - Mar 1st, 2014 at 3:10am
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Ah Gimp...I owe you a beer, or three.  Just say where and when.

Memorialized in a limerick.  Life doesn't get any better!!

Well done!

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