This forum began one fine May
'cause I wondered what people might say
In 15 long years
I've read laughter and tears
And it just seems to turn out this way.

A walleyes a fresh water cod
Sometimes our behavior is odd
It's said there are rules
those that follow are fools
and 'round here please excuse me I'm god.

A limericks a poem in the making
and some folks may feel a strong aching
to let it all out
so they'll stand up and shout
I'm just glad when they're not bellyaching.

There once was a man from Nantucket
who noticed he paddled a bucket
he said with a grin
as he rode his craft in
if judges were here I'd of stuck it.

I could probably do this all night
but first light would cause a big fight
my methods are true
I've been waiting for you
And with that lets call it a night.

This forum is like a park map
some read it to find where to crap
we cling to our bliss
since we too might miss
for some things you do not need an app.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go MOO.

jimmar wrote on Feb 18^th, 2014 at 7:54pm:

So many of the limericks are excellent but this one in particular cracks me up every time it comes to mind - ...like on the way in to work this morning